So......this may seem a bit unconventional, but this theory has been tested and proven. The theory is that any normal statement can be made funny with the addition of the phrase " Big Azz" preceding. For instance, "look at that donut". After applying the theory, "look at that big azz donut". Or for example, "are you gonna eat that biscuit". After the theory, "are you gonna eat that big azz biscuit". Placing emphasis on the phrase and using your diaphragm while pronouncing is key. Applying this to one's life can make a day even brighter.