1. If you want to avoid a passing crazy person,NEVER LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. That's an open invitation for a crazy person to mess with you.
2. Ladies, you will never starve if you have a big butt and/or some nice ( you know.) If you have neither, DAMN! You better be smart.
3. Fellas, if you never want to starve, work.
4. Learn how to lie with a straight face.
5. Stop snitchin for anything. Some is acceptable, but if your little brother broke the can opener, shut your mouth. If you are offered money............ GET YOUR MONEY MANE.
6.Get a mad face. If you're about to get into a fight you know you're going to lose. Get a psycho killa face. What have you got to lose? You never know... you might not have to fight.
7. Watch the Lifetime Channel. Everyone in the world has seen something on Lifetime. Even the hardest gangstas in the world have cried to a Lifetime movie. REAL TALK.
8. Be more nosy. Nosy people know when shit is about to hit the fan. If you see the nosy people leaving, you should roll out with them. Live to tell the story don't be the story.
9. When all else fails, run. That's about it but run...
10. Know some Pac lyrics, trust me.....
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