How many times have you heard, “They’re lucky I’m a good Christian” ? But how many people are actually good Christians as defined by the Bible? I would guess that maybe 95% of Christians are selective. I define selective Christianity as a Christian who judges other people and religions based on their actions and beliefs; when in fact, they are the ones who should look inside and see their own errors. Who’s to say that as a “good Christian,” you can overlook other values as if they do not exist.

There are so many clichés that we all make fun of, the promiscuous deacon of the church, club-goers on Saturday/church-goers on Sunday, and the woman getting married in white with her child participating in the wedding (the jig is up!). Many people are quick to judge others without focusing on their own faults. The percentage of self-proclaimed “good Christians” that lie, cheat, steal, and fornicate are let’s say, HIGH! There’s a little part in the bible I think called the Commandments that covers most of those topics if I’m not mistaken.

Passing judgment on other religions is also something that has always bothered me. No one knows beyond a doubt that their religion is right, so how does one have the right to criticize another? “But it was told unto him by God.” For all I know, that guy was stroking a monkey high on PCP while he was writing…My point is, following like sheep is no way to live. Live your life according to your own will without judging others. You might chase the most beautiful people away. Be responsible!
                                                                                                                              Jai Lachelle

I just thought I post some links that might get a little chuckle or wake somebody up. We gotta do better.

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                                                                                                                  <3 Jai Lachelle

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The video animation is amazing, and I've always loved this song.

Hate exists in all shapes, sizes, shades, and species. I'm sure somewhere out there a raccoon is hating on a squirrel. People hate on their acquaintances, friends, family members, and sometimes people are even jealous of their own children. Is it human nature that we resort to jealousy when we covet what someone else has?


I'm saying there's degrees of hate out there...fair, mild, supreme, and damn you hateful. Even the holiest of people at least exist on the fair level. No one can honestly say that they have never been jealous or hated on someone in their lifetime. If you disagree, than you're lying to yourself. Even I have been known to hate one or twice, but I'm being real about the situation.

The next time you hear yourself talking bad about someone who really doesn't deserve it, stop and ask yourself, Why am I hating? You may find it's out of your own jealousy. It's ok as long as it's recognized. Upgrade your life, and you will be the one with the clear conscience. Be the hero and you will come out ahead in the end. Take this quote into perspective, " You can die a hero or live long enough to watch yourself become the villian.."
                                                                                                 Jai Lachelle

                 

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So......this may seem a bit unconventional, but this theory has been tested and proven. The theory is that any normal statement can be made funny with the addition of the phrase " Big Azz" preceding. For instance, "look at that donut". After applying the theory, "look at that big azz donut". Or for example, "are you gonna eat that biscuit". After the theory, "are you gonna eat that big azz biscuit". Placing emphasis on the phrase and using your diaphragm while pronouncing is key. Applying this to one's life can make a day even brighter.

For all the Will & Grace fans out there, I have just recently heard that Karen: The Musical could reach Broadway sometime in 2010. Megan Mullally, who played Karen Walker on the NBC show, said that the show is in the works. I'm kinda excited. I hope that Jack and Rosario make cameos. Better yet, I hope Jack can finally have a big production of his one man show, Just Jack.

We live in a world where hidden racism lurks all around us. I just thought it was my duty to point out something that has been urking me for years. I feel it is one of the great conspiracies the man has cleverly disguised that has gone under the radar and no one questions.........................................................

What the hell is up with things that come in nude???? Nude pantyhose, nude shoes, nude colored everything. Whose nude is it? It's for sure not my color when I'm naked. Why doesn't nude come in my color? Why doesn't nude come in Latina, Indian, Asian? Huh? Think about it. That is all.

Dear Tiger,

        I know you may have thought you were Cablinasian before, but after this scandal...you's a nigga! I'm sorry I had to say it. I knew you were a shady mutha**** before but DAMN. This sounds like a Jerry Springer episode. Not Jerry Springer now, I'm talking about Jerry Springer back in the 90s when it was good and juicy. You in a hotel room butt-naked eating grapes surrounded by hoes and exotic animals n sh** having orgies. Oh, you's a freaky nigga. You been watching too much Purple Rain my dude.
        Plus, your wife just Brenda Ritchie'd your ass. You been runnin from them sistas all this time and all your hoes dimed you out. Where they do that at? You even had an affair with Marlon Wayans in his White Chicks make-up, huh?? Stay in your lane Cheetah Woods! You just wasn't built for all this. You almost made it, too. If you would've lived a nice white life for a few more years you woulda been in, and you thought you were passing, huh???You might as well go ahead and eat that watermelon and chicken you been eyeing for a while now. The jig is up.

                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                                 Jai Lachelle

I apologize to all my readers for not posting more regularly. When you see me, please don't scold me, yell hilariously obscene things, or try to trip me. I'm going to get to it, so check tomorrow and this week for stories. Wish I Had Money Wednesday next week! Don't miss it.

P.S.  Dear Ma,
               Is that good for you? I'm sorry you have to see the same shit everyday too. (Sorry for saying the s word hehe).
                                                                                Love,
                                                                                    Jai

   
           My people, my people. Why can't y'all stick together? Everyday I hear somebody saying we need to stick together. I'm down if y'all singing to that tune, but I will still watch my back because deep down in my soul I know y'all niggas will sell me up the river in a New York minute.
     This isn't a new occurrance. Let's examine the Amistad. What happened? The snitchin' nigga ratted on everybody. Word of advice is watch your nigga friends because they might not be your friend. If I know anything, I know that every 2 in 10 black people is a snitchin' nigga.

     

Khloe kardashian and Lamar Odom are hitched! Hmmmm...I really have nothing else to say.

Well folks, today is supposed to be the day. Am I the only one who sees this trainwreck before it happens? Reportedly, Lamar is trying to get this prenup locked up (smart move), but Khloe's lawyers are contesting. In order for the E! Network to pay for the  $1M wedding, they have to get married by today. Will it happen? (Slave voice) Don't do it, don't do it. Let's hope this is a publicity stunt.

Well, Tia Mowry commented via Twtter about the Game.

"I am so sorry to tell you this, this whole THE GAME thing getting picked up is NOT true! After talking to agents lawyers etc it is not true"


8:40 PM Sep 12th from web
 
I'm sorry to hear this. I had such high hopes.... : (