For all the Will & Grace fans out there, I have just recently heard that Karen: The Musical could reach Broadway sometime in 2010. Megan Mullally, who played Karen Walker on the NBC show, said that the show is in the works. I'm kinda excited. I hope that Jack and Rosario make cameos. Better yet, I hope Jack can finally have a big production of his one man show, Just Jack.

We live in a world where hidden racism lurks all around us. I just thought it was my duty to point out something that has been urking me for years. I feel it is one of the great conspiracies the man has cleverly disguised that has gone under the radar and no one questions.........................................................

What the hell is up with things that come in nude???? Nude pantyhose, nude shoes, nude colored everything. Whose nude is it? It's for sure not my color when I'm naked. Why doesn't nude come in my color? Why doesn't nude come in Latina, Indian, Asian? Huh? Think about it. That is all.

Dear Tiger,

        I know you may have thought you were Cablinasian before, but after this scandal...you's a nigga! I'm sorry I had to say it. I knew you were a shady mutha**** before but DAMN. This sounds like a Jerry Springer episode. Not Jerry Springer now, I'm talking about Jerry Springer back in the 90s when it was good and juicy. You in a hotel room butt-naked eating grapes surrounded by hoes and exotic animals n sh** having orgies. Oh, you's a freaky nigga. You been watching too much Purple Rain my dude.
        Plus, your wife just Brenda Ritchie'd your ass. You been runnin from them sistas all this time and all your hoes dimed you out. Where they do that at? You even had an affair with Marlon Wayans in his White Chicks make-up, huh?? Stay in your lane Cheetah Woods! You just wasn't built for all this. You almost made it, too. If you would've lived a nice white life for a few more years you woulda been in, and you thought you were passing, huh???You might as well go ahead and eat that watermelon and chicken you been eyeing for a while now. The jig is up.

                                                                                  Sincerely,
                                                                                 Jai Lachelle

I apologize to all my readers for not posting more regularly. When you see me, please don't scold me, yell hilariously obscene things, or try to trip me. I'm going to get to it, so check tomorrow and this week for stories. Wish I Had Money Wednesday next week! Don't miss it.

P.S.  Dear Ma,
               Is that good for you? I'm sorry you have to see the same shit everyday too. (Sorry for saying the s word hehe).
                                                                                Love,
                                                                                    Jai

   
           My people, my people. Why can't y'all stick together? Everyday I hear somebody saying we need to stick together. I'm down if y'all singing to that tune, but I will still watch my back because deep down in my soul I know y'all niggas will sell me up the river in a New York minute.
     This isn't a new occurrance. Let's examine the Amistad. What happened? The snitchin' nigga ratted on everybody. Word of advice is watch your nigga friends because they might not be your friend. If I know anything, I know that every 2 in 10 black people is a snitchin' nigga.

     

Khloe kardashian and Lamar Odom are hitched! Hmmmm...I really have nothing else to say.

Well folks, today is supposed to be the day. Am I the only one who sees this trainwreck before it happens? Reportedly, Lamar is trying to get this prenup locked up (smart move), but Khloe's lawyers are contesting. In order for the E! Network to pay for the  $1M wedding, they have to get married by today. Will it happen? (Slave voice) Don't do it, don't do it. Let's hope this is a publicity stunt.

Well, Tia Mowry commented via Twtter about the Game.

"I am so sorry to tell you this, this whole THE GAME thing getting picked up is NOT true! After talking to agents lawyers etc it is not true"


8:40 PM Sep 12th from web
 
I'm sorry to hear this. I had such high hopes.... : (

This is an excerpt from my writing which I hope to publish by the year 2035 (gotta give myself some wiggle room). Let me know what you think, and please be honest.

"Life is a quest for love, sex, money, and happiness,
But sometimes a lifetime is not enough.
Everyone is looking for pure life which one would think equals happiness.
In my theory, pure life is the good and the bad, the blow of both worlds.
There can never really be a complete life without wholeness.

A smile can be the medicine for a bad day,
But that bad day is the motivation for a smile.
My melancholy can only last until a better day.
Life’s valley has twists and turns.
But this reality won’t dismay.

Taking miscellaneous things for granted will accelerate an already short life...."

BET's Neffe of Frankie and Neffe is in labor at the hospital with her fiftileventh child. Reportedly, she and Frankie were arguing in the hospital about whether to have natural or C-section birth. SMDH! Keyshia, come get ya people.

P.S. Is it me or is she just hella fertile?

Watch her show later today for the big reveal or visit tyrashow.com for pics . Tyra Weekdays @ 3pm on the CW.

Update!!!!!!! In The House actress In The Crazy House
    
    Maia Campbell is supposedly in rehab. I guess her Youtube fiasco really was a cry for help. It has been confirmed that she has bi-polar disease and a drug problem. Duuurrrrrrr! In addition, the two can combine to make her a tad bit schizophrenic. DAMNNN! Baby girl got problems.
   Y'all please pray for her. This is really serious. We don't want another Whitney Houston fiasco on our hands.

Why are people chopping it up over the net? I think that people have gotten so hi-tech that no one fights with their fists anymore. The Internet is becoming increasing violent. First, there's poking and coming soon... bitch slaping. What's up? I haven't seen a good ole ass whooping in ages. Will somebody get beat up in reality?

In the latest.... Neffe (of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is and Frankie and Neffe fame) has been allegedly hammering it out with Kim Zolchiak( The Real Housewives of Atlanta) over twitter. Phrases thrown around like BET bitch and Kim Zo-ho have really heated up the web. This isn't Kim's first twit war. She had an earlier spat with Dallas Austin. Kim, my suggestion is to leave Neffe alone. You know she got brothers and sisters coming out the woodworks, and they look like they don't play that.

Every Wednesday, I will be showcasing items that yo broke-ass and my broke-ass alike wish we could buy. You know you wish you could buy that Prada bag, but times are rough. It's a recession out there people! No time to be a label-ho...If you have a suggestion you want to be showcased, hit me up.

1. If you want to avoid a passing crazy person,NEVER LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. That's an open invitation for a crazy person to mess with you.

2. Ladies, you will never starve if you have a big butt and/or some nice ( you know.) If you have neither, DAMN! You better be smart.

3. Fellas, if you never want to starve, work.

4. Learn how to lie with a straight face.

5. Stop snitchin for anything. Some is acceptable, but if your little brother broke the can opener, shut your mouth. If you are offered money............ GET YOUR MONEY MANE.

6.Get a mad face. If you're about to get into a fight you know you're going to lose. Get a psycho killa face. What have you got to lose? You never know... you might not have to fight.

7. Watch the Lifetime Channel. Everyone in the world has seen something on Lifetime. Even the hardest gangstas in the world have cried to a Lifetime movie. REAL TALK.

8. Be more nosy. Nosy people know when shit is about to hit the fan. If you see the nosy people leaving, you should roll out with them. Live to tell the story don't be the story.

9. When all else fails, run. That's about it but run...

10. Know some Pac lyrics, trust me.....

 Maia Campbell has taken a major downfall. What happened to the Tiffany Warren we all know and love? I used to envy this girl when she was in Sweet Lady with Tyrese. Check out this link. Maia Campbell Needs Help