It's Official!

Khloe kardashian and Lamar Odom are hitched! Hmmmm...I really have nothing else to say.

Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Wedding Today?!

Well folks, today is supposed to be the day. Am I the only one who sees this trainwreck before it happens? Reportedly, Lamar is trying to get this prenup locked up (smart move), but Khloe's lawyers are contesting. In order for the E! Network to pay for the  $1M wedding, they have to get married by today. Will it happen? (Slave voice) Don't do it, don't do it. Let's hope this is a publicity stunt.

SMH...Twiggas

Twitter War

Vs


So Bow Wow and Fabolous had a twitter war today. Fabolous kept RTing jokes and comments on the trending topic #sorrybowwow and Bow Wow responded calling Fab's stage performances a joke. I don't know if they're serious, but it's getting a little heated.

The Game (Not Gonna Happen)

Well, Tia Mowry commented via Twtter about the Game.

"I am so sorry to tell you this, this whole THE GAME thing getting picked up is NOT true! After talking to agents lawyers etc it is not true"


8:40 PM Sep 12th from web
 
I'm sorry to hear this. I had such high hopes.... : (

Couple-dom?...Make-Ups to Breakups + The Dirt


 
Good News?! P!nk and her ex-hubby/new boyfriend BMX rider Carey Hart are back together, and Kelis and Nas were seen at a party looking moderately happy together. I don't know if they're back together for sure, but I hope they can work it all out.
IN THE ONGOING BOBBY & WHITNEY SAGA...
Whitney appeared on the first two hours of The Oprah Winfrey Show's 24th season. On the show, she talked about her career, drugs, and America's sweetheart Bobby Brown. All I can say is, she put Bobby out. If you didn't dislike him before, you might after watching the show. I'm not saying that Bobby Brown is a saint because I don't know him, but I feel like Whitney threw him under the bus to save her career.I hope she's off that stuff because nobody wants to see a coked out Whitney. That's so early 2000s.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

Michael Kors
$1,795
Emilio Pucci
$2,450
Diane Von Furstenberg
$227.50
Christian Louboutin
$1,195
Marc Jacobs
$428
Breil
$895
Ralph Lauren
$425
Ladies please visit my new favorite collection Ali Ro

Just Look At Him

*Sighs... Mehcad Brooks.....*Sighs
To the 3 guys who read my blog, sorry.
To the ladies who read my blog, you're welcolmed.

Coveting Thy Neighbors Clothes

   
          We've all done it! For those who don't know what coveting thy neighbors clothes means, here's the breakdown... WISHING YOU HAD SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAD ON! You know you've been sitting in the mall and saw a girl walk by and said, " That's a cute dress." -But secretly in the back of your mind you were thinking,"That's a cute dress, I wish I had a dress like that."
     I find myself doing this several times a day. I am subconsciously shopping with other people's clothes. One second it's, "Those sandals are really cute. I wonder where she got those from." The next minute it's, " I love those shorts, I want them."
     You don't have to be a girl to covet thy neighbors clothes. Whether it be another guys shoes, hat, or shirt, the fellas do it too. Pay attention to how many times a day you do this. You might be surprised.
(The dress pictured above is available at Charlotte Russe.com)

Questing...The Philosophy

This is an excerpt from my writing which I hope to publish by the year 2035 (gotta give myself some wiggle room). Let me know what you think, and please be honest.

"Life is a quest for love, sex, money, and happiness,
But sometimes a lifetime is not enough.
Everyone is looking for pure life which one would think equals happiness.
In my theory, pure life is the good and the bad, the blow of both worlds.
There can never really be a complete life without wholeness.

A smile can be the medicine for a bad day,
But that bad day is the motivation for a smile.
My melancholy can only last until a better day.
Life’s valley has twists and turns.
But this reality won’t dismay.

Taking miscellaneous things for granted will accelerate an already short life...."

Open Letter To Kanye

Taylor Swift= One Classy Lady
Dear Kanye,
You are a nigga. I hate to call you that word, but in this instance, you are the bitchassiest nigga alive. You were so classless to interupt Taylor Swift when she was making her acceptance speech. How dare you, she's a nice lady! Something is seriously wrong with you. You like to drown puppies, don't you? You like to smear the mayonnaise all over the bread when making a turkey sandwich, don't you? You sadist! That's why your breath smells like feet and your butt stanks. 
With Love,
Jai Lachelle
                                                                                                                       
                 

New Episodes of The Game?!

For all you "Game" fans, BET is in negotiations to film new episodes of The Game. Don't get your hopes up, there is still a long way to go. Contracts for cast, crew, etc. have yet to be discussed. I hope everything works out. I LOVE THAT SHOW! It would be a shame to see it go. Damn you CW!

The Miscellaneous Entertainment "News" of Today



BET's Neffe of Frankie and Neffe is in labor at the hospital with her fiftileventh child. Reportedly, she and Frankie were arguing in the hospital about whether to have natural or C-section birth. SMDH! Keyshia, come get ya people.

P.S. Is it me or is she just hella fertile?

Why are people hating on Adrienne Bailon these days? I think she is getting her money and looking great doing it. Y'all know she's y'all favorite Cheetah Girl. Growl Power!
Keep watching Tyra for this episode where Tyra grants Bow Wow his wish after he performed a song he wrote for her. Check out Tyra and Bow Wow's kiss      

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

These Christian Louboutin booties retail for over $1000. On some sites, they have been marked down to about $200. STILL TOO MUCH!!                                         

Herve Leger
$2,150
Herve Leger
$1,812
Alexander Wang
$545
Notte by Marchesa
$1,155
Don't you wish you had money? I guess tomorrow it's rise and grind.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

Now, don't you wish you had juice fellas? The Jordan L'Style High won't be released until 11/1/09 and 12/1/09. Not sure what they'll retail for yet, but I can guarantee they won't be cheap. They're made of suede and made for lifestylers. Will I see you in these come fall?

Tyra Banks: National Real Hair Day

Watch her show later today for the big reveal or visit tyrashow.com for pics . Tyra Weekdays @ 3pm on the CW.

Update!!!!!!! In The House actress In The Crazy House
    
    Maia Campbell is supposedly in rehab. I guess her Youtube fiasco really was a cry for help. It has been confirmed that she has bi-polar disease and a drug problem. Duuurrrrrrr! In addition, the two can combine to make her a tad bit schizophrenic. DAMNNN! Baby girl got problems.
   Y'all please pray for her. This is really serious. We don't want another Whitney Houston fiasco on our hands.

WTF... Twitter Wars?

Why are people chopping it up over the net? I think that people have gotten so hi-tech that no one fights with their fists anymore. The Internet is becoming increasing violent. First, there's poking and coming soon... bitch slaping. What's up? I haven't seen a good ole ass whooping in ages. Will somebody get beat up in reality?

In the latest.... Neffe (of Keyshia Cole: The Way It Is and Frankie and Neffe fame) has been allegedly hammering it out with Kim Zolchiak( The Real Housewives of Atlanta) over twitter. Phrases thrown around like BET bitch and Kim Zo-ho have really heated up the web. This isn't Kim's first twit war. She had an earlier spat with Dallas Austin. Kim, my suggestion is to leave Neffe alone. You know she got brothers and sisters coming out the woodworks, and they look like they don't play that.

Wish I Had Money Wednesday

These fashions previewed at Milan Fashion Week 2009. While these skinny boney beautiful models were strolling down the catwalk, the common folk were scarfing down a fruitista freeze and a burrito from the $.89  menu at Taco Bell. Makes you wanna say...la la la wait til I get my money right. But until then, its another Wish I Had Money Wednesday.

Introducing...Wish I Had Money Wednesdays

Every Wednesday, I will be showcasing items that yo broke-ass and my broke-ass alike wish we could buy. You know you wish you could buy that Prada bag, but times are rough. It's a recession out there people! No time to be a label-ho...If you have a suggestion you want to be showcased, hit me up.

Remember Me...? (Guys We Grew Up With)

                                          
                                                                                               
 
 
 
Did you guess? 1.) Dewayne Warren aka G-Baby from Hardball 2.) Bug Hall aka Alfalfa from The Little Rascals   3.) Michael Perkins aka Cofi from Hardball    4.) Craig Traylor aka Stevie from Malcolm in The Middle   5.) Jeffery Wood aka Austin Warren from In The House

Jai's Tips For Surviving Anything

1. If you want to avoid a passing crazy person,NEVER LOOK THEM IN THE EYES. That's an open invitation for a crazy person to mess with you.

2. Ladies, you will never starve if you have a big butt and/or some nice ( you know.) If you have neither, DAMN! You better be smart.

3. Fellas, if you never want to starve, work.

4. Learn how to lie with a straight face.

5. Stop snitchin for anything. Some is acceptable, but if your little brother broke the can opener, shut your mouth. If you are offered money............ GET YOUR MONEY MANE.

6.Get a mad face. If you're about to get into a fight you know you're going to lose. Get a psycho killa face. What have you got to lose? You never know... you might not have to fight.

7. Watch the Lifetime Channel. Everyone in the world has seen something on Lifetime. Even the hardest gangstas in the world have cried to a Lifetime movie. REAL TALK.

8. Be more nosy. Nosy people know when shit is about to hit the fan. If you see the nosy people leaving, you should roll out with them. Live to tell the story don't be the story.

9. When all else fails, run. That's about it but run...

10. Know some Pac lyrics, trust me.....

Sad Sad Tiffany

 Maia Campbell has taken a major downfall. What happened to the Tiffany Warren we all know and love? I used to envy this girl when she was in Sweet Lady with Tyrese. Check out this link. Maia Campbell Needs Help